Emotionally Heavy Physically Strong Whiskey Glass

For When the Weight of the World Calls for a Stronger Pour

Some people lift to forget. Others drink to remember. Either way, the Emotionally Heavy Physically Strong Whiskey Glass is here for you. Whether you’re celebrating a PR, processing your latest existential crisis, or just sipping something strong enough to take the edge off, this classic rocks glass has your back.

Made from high-quality, sturdy glass, this 10.5 oz tumbler is perfect for whiskey, bourbon, cocktails, or whatever helps you push through the heavy reps and heavier thoughts. The solid weight in your hand reminds you that while life may be unstable, at least your glassware isn’t.

Why You Need This Glass

• Perfectly Weighted – Because your drink should be heavy, not your emotions.
• Classic Rocks Glass Style – Looks sophisticated, even when you're drinking alone.
• Versatile & Practical – Whether it’s neat, on the rocks, or mixed with bad decisions, this glass delivers.
• Great Gift Idea – Perfect for gym bros, overthinkers, and anyone balancing strength with sadness.
• American-Sourced – Because at least something in your life is reliable.

Product Details

• Material: High-quality glass – Built to last, unlike your motivation.
• Capacity: 10.5 oz (311 ml) – Enough to sip, swirl, or forget the day.
• Dimensions: Height: 3.4″ (8.64 cm) | Diameter: 3.2″ (8.13 cm).

Care Instructions

• ? Not dishwasher or microwave safe – Just like your mental state, it requires gentle handling.
• ?️ Hand-wash only – Because some things need a little extra care.

The Emotionally Heavy Physically Strong Whiskey Glass

Because sometimes, the only thing heavier than your lifts is your thoughts.