Heavy Weights, Heavy Thoughts Crewneck Sweatshirt – Stay Cozy
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Heavy Weights, Heavy Thoughts Crewneck Sweatshirt – Stay Cozy
Heavy Weights, Heavy Thoughts Crewneck Sweatshirt
Warmth for Your Body, Comfort for Your Mind
The “Heavy Weights, Heavy Thoughts” Crewneck Sweatshirt is for those who carry more than just physical weight. Featuring a skeleton holding a barbell with the bold slogan “Heavy Weights, Heavy Thoughts,” this sweatshirt blends comfort and dark humor. Whether you’re lifting at the gym, lounging at home, or contemplating life while pretending to work, this cozy sweatshirt has you covered.
Key Features
- Knit in One Piece – Reduces fabric waste—because even your clothing should be efficient.
- Elastic Ribbed Collar – Keeps its shape, unlike your patience during a long set of squats.
- Durable Double-Needle Stitching – Built to last, because we all know you’re in it for the long haul.
- 50% Cotton, 50% Polyester Blend – Cozy and warm, perfect for cooler months, or when your thoughts need a break.
- Ethically Produced – With US-grown cotton, so you can feel good about looking good.
Why You’ll Love It
- Ideal for fitness lovers who know the struggle isn’t just physical.
- Perfect for those who need something warm while lifting weights and mental burdens.
- A great gift for friends who enjoy both humor and comfort—especially when they’re feeling weighed down.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C/90°F)—because warmth starts with a gentle wash.
- Tumble dry low to keep it cozy, and skip the iron—your thoughts need all the heat, not your sweatshirt.
- No bleach—just like those extra reps you keep putting off.
Size Guide:
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 20.00 | 22.01 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 | 34.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 33.50 | 34.50 | 35.50 | 36.50 | 37.50 | 38.50 | 39.50 | 40.50 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
