No Will To Live Black Duffel Bag – Carry Your Gear and Your Mood

For When You’re Carrying More Than Just Your Gear:
The “No Will To Live” Black Duffel Bag is perfect for those who know that sometimes, the hardest part of your workout is showing up. Featuring a bold design that reflects both your physical and mental load, this duffel bag is ideal for gym sessions, weekend getaways, or hiding from your responsibilities. Crafted from durable polyester, it’s made to withstand the weight of both your gear and your existential dread.

Key Features:

• Durable Double Zipper Closure: Easy access to your gym clothes, personal baggage, or just your existential crisis.
• Multiple Pockets: Keep your gear organized, or at least hide everything you’re avoiding.
• Removable and Adjustable Shoulder Strap: For comfort, whether you’re carrying gym equipment or the weight of the world.
• 100% Polyester Fabric: Strong, quick-drying, and tough enough to handle whatever life throws your way.
• Sleek Black Design with Bold Graphic: Featuring the “No Will To Live” design, because why pretend everything’s fine when it’s not?

Why You’ll Love It:

• Perfect for gym-goers, athletes, or anyone who’s carrying more than just their gym gear.
• Great for weekend trips, gym sessions, or when you need to avoid facing reality.
• A perfect gift for friends who can appreciate the humor in both fitness and existential uncertainty.

Size Guide:

• Small: 19" L x 9.5" H x 9.5" W – For lighter emotional baggage (or less gear).
• Large: 23" L x 12" H x 12" W – For when you need more room for both your workout gear and your life’s overwhelming challenges.

Care Instructions:

• Dry clean only—because even your bag deserves some luxury, even if you don’t.