“Sad But Shredded” Black Duffel Bag – Carrying Gear, Gains, and Trauma

Pack It All: Gear, Goals, and a Touch of Existential Dread:
The “Sad But Shredded” Black Duffel Bag is your perfect partner for workouts, weekend trips, or just running away from your problems in style. Crafted from durable 100% polyester Oxford canvas, this bag is as tough as your leg day routine and as quick-drying as your tears post-cardio. With a sleek black design and the iconic “Sad But Shredded” logo (complete with a faded sad face), this duffel blends functionality and humor, keeping your fitness journey both organized and relatable.

Key Features:

• Durable and Lightweight: Made from quick-drying polyester fabric that holds its shape, even if you don’t.
• Multiple Compartments: Keep your gear organized—because at least something in life should be.
• Double Zipper Closure: Easy access for when you need to grab your gym clothes or sanity in a hurry.
• Adjustable Padded Strap: Designed for comfort, so carrying your baggage doesn’t feel so heavy.
• Bold Design: Featuring the “Sad But Shredded” mantra that says, “Yes, I’m struggling, but I look good doing it.”

Why You’ll Love It:

• Ideal for gym-goers, fitness enthusiasts, or anyone carrying more than just their belongings.
• Perfect for travel, gym sessions, or escaping your responsibilities for a weekend.
• A great gift for that friend who lifts heavy weights and heavier emotions.

Size Options:

• Small: 19" L x 9.5" H x 9.5" W – For lighter gear and feelings.
• Large: 23" L x 12" H x 12" W – Spacious enough for everything you need (and all the stuff you don’t).

Care Instructions:

• Dry clean only—because your bag deserves a little luxury, even if you don’t.