
Sad But Shredded Bomber Jacket
For Those Who Can Lift Weights, But Can't Always Lift Their Spirits
Being Sad But Shredded is a full-time commitment, and now you’ve got the perfect bomber to match the lifestyle. This unisex bomber is lightweight, stylish, and warm enough to survive cold days, failed PR attempts, and the emotional toll of overthinking life. Whether you’re throwing it on after a gym session or just layering up to shield yourself from the existential dread of existing, this jacket’s got your back.
Made on demand (because bulk orders are for people who have their lives together), this durable, custom-printed bomber is worth the wait.
Why You Need This Jacket
- Lightweight Yet Warm – Like your body, but without the emotional breakdowns.
- Unisex Fit – Because struggles don’t discriminate.
- Durable Construction – Handles both rough days and heavier lifts.
- Ethically Made – Reducing overproduction, one sad gym bro at a time.
- Perfect for Layering – Because your problems are piling up too.
Product Details
- Material: High-quality polyester blend, offering both durability and comfort for when your life’s heavy, but your clothes need to stay light.
- Fit: Unisex, relaxed fit—ideal for layering over gym gear or throwing on when you’re too tired to care.
- Fabric Weight: Light enough for your workouts, warm enough to survive cold walks home.
- Ethically Produced: Made to order, because life is already overproduced, and we don’t need more of that.
- Zipper: Smooth silver YKK zipper for an added touch of effortless style.
- Pockets: 2 self-fabric pockets for your essentials—like your phone, keys, and a slightly bruised ego.
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold – Because your gains can’t survive shrinkage.
- Hang dry – To keep it looking as fresh as your last deadlift PR.
Sad But Shredded Bomber Jacket
Get yours now and wear it like a badge of honor. After all, you're strong enough to lift weights and carry the weight of your emotions.
Size guide
CHEST (inches) | WAIST (inches) | HIPS (inches) | |
XS | 34 ⅝ | 26 ¾ | 37 |
S | 36 ¼ | 28 ⅜ | 38 ⅝ |
M | 37 ¾ | 29 ⅞ | 40 ⅛ |
L | 41 | 33 ⅛ | 43 ¼ |
XL | 44 ⅛ | 36 ¼ | 46 ½ |
2XL | 47 ¼ | 39 ⅜ | 49 ⅝ |
3XL | 50 ⅜ | 42 ½ | 52 ¾ |