Sad But Shredded Cuffed Beanie

For Those Who Lift Heavy and Feel Even Heavier

Some people wear their emotions on their sleeve—you wear yours on your beanie. The Sad But Shredded Cuffed Beanie is snug, soft, and designed for gym rats who lift through the pain (both physical and emotional). Whether you're pushing through another grueling workout, braving the cold, or just trying to keep it together, this beanie’s got you covered—literally.

Made from 100% Turbo Acrylic, this form-fitting, unisex beanie keeps you warm during morning runs, post-lift cooldowns, and deep existential spirals. It’s lightweight but durable, ensuring it can handle gym sessions, bad hair days, and life’s constant disappointments with ease.

Why You Need This Beanie

• Soft & Comfortable Fit – Like a hug for your head (since you're not getting one elsewhere).
• 12” in Length – Covers your ears and your social anxiety.
• Unisex & Hypoallergenic – Gym-proof, life-proof, and made for everyone.
• Turbo Acrylic Material – Tough enough to survive another winter (and another failed bulk/cut cycle).
• Hand Washable – Because we both know you won’t put it in the laundry anyway.

Product Details

• Material: 100% Turbo Acrylic – Built to last, just like your muscle soreness.
• Length: 12” (30 cm) – Just enough to hide under when the world’s too much to handle.
• Style: Cuffed for extra warmth, attitude, and the perfect amount of ‘I’m fine, really.’
• Sourced From: Vietnam, Bangladesh, or the Republic of Korea – Because struggle is a universal language.

Care Instructions

• Hand Wash Only – Because you can’t afford to lose this beanie to a laundry disaster.

The Sad But Shredded Cuffed Beanie

More than just an accessory—it’s your armor. Wear it and let the world know you’re still lifting, still pushing, and still not fine—but at least you're warm.