Who needs happiness when you have gains? These crossover leggings keep you comfortably compressed while you suffer through your next workout. High-waisted for extra support, with side pockets to hold your phone (or the shattered pieces of your self-esteem).

Features:

74% recycled polyester, 26% elastane – because suffering is better when it's sustainable
UPF 50+ – protects you from the sun, but not from your inner demons
Soft & stretchy fabric – mild compression to hold you together (physically, at least)
Flattering high-waisted cut – because looking good is half the battle
Side pockets – one for your phone, one for your regrets
Triangle gusset – fancy way of saying they won’t split mid-squat

Keep in Mind:

Double-layered areas (like pockets) may show subtle inner fabric details, especially in lighter colors.
Avoid rough surfaces, unless you like the distressed look—unintentionally.

These leggings are made to order, so they take a little longer to ship. That’s just how it goes when you’re not mass-producing mediocrity. Thanks for being patient—your bad decisions won’t run away in the meantime.