The Sad But Shredded Hoodie

For Those Who Lift Heavy & Carry Emotional Baggage

Sometimes, life feels like a heavy lift. Whether you're hitting PRs or dealing with the weight of your thoughts, The Sad But Shredded Hoodie has your back. Made with a soft cotton face and a blend of 65% ring-spun cotton and 35% polyester, this hoodie offers comfort, durability, and a touch of dark humor.

Why You Need This Hoodie

• Soft Cotton Face – Because your emotional walls are rough enough.
• Front Pouch Pocket – Perfect for your phone, lifting straps, or crushed dreams.
• Matching Flat Drawstrings – Holding it together (unlike you).
• Cozy 3-Panel Hood – Perfect for hiding post-workout breakdowns.
• Runs Small – Like your will to socialize.

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester for softness and durability.
• Fit: Runs small. Size up for comfort (or another layer of emotional support).
• Features: Front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings.
• Ethically Produced: Made on demand to reduce waste (because life’s already wasteful enough).

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold – Like your deadlifting heart.
• Hang dry – Like your gym towel after an unnecessarily intense workout.

The Sad But Shredded Hoodie

More than just gym wear—it’s a lifestyle. Wear it, lift heavy, and embrace the sadness.

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