Being Sad But Shredded is a full-time job, and this tank top is the perfect uniform. Lightweight, breathable, and soft enough to make up for your questionable life choices, this classic tank is made for gym sessions, sad-boy summers, and post-lift existential crises.

Crafted from premium ringspun cotton with a smooth finish, this tank won’t judge you for skipping cardio or drowning your sorrows in protein shakes. It’s got just the right balance of comfort and durability—just like your mental state (on a good day).

Why You Need This Tank:
✔ Soft & Lightweight – Because life is already heavy enough
✔ Unisex Fit – Misery loves company
✔ Side-Seamed – Holds together better than your emotional stability
✔ Made on Demand – Like your ability to function, we take things one order at a time
✔ Classic Gym Cut – Perfect for flexing… or wallowing

Product Details:
Material: 100% combed and ringspun cotton (tri-blends: 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, 25% rayon)
Weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (triblends: 3.8 oz/yd²) – Light enough for layering, tough enough for life
Fit: Unisex with a relaxed cut for maximum comfort
Sourced From: Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US
Ethically Produced: Made to order, so no wasted effort—unlike your last situationship

Care Instructions:
? Machine wash cold—like your soul
? Tumble dry low—because everything’s falling apart anyway

The Sad But Shredded Tank—because at this point, lifting is the only thing keeping you together.