The Sore Today Sad Tomorrow Hoodie

Embrace the Irony of Your Existence

The Sore Today Sad Tomorrow Hoodie is here for those who understand that the iron never forgives—and neither does life. Whether you’re recovering from your latest set or just trying to survive another day of existence, this hoodie is designed for the times when comfort and irony are the only things that make sense. Soft enough for the rough days, this hoodie’s your perfect companion for when everything feels heavy, but at least your hoodie won’t.

Why You Need This Hoodie

• Soft Cotton Face – For the days when the world’s too harsh, and you need a soft escape.
• Front Pouch Pocket – Because your keys aren’t the only thing you’re hiding.
• Self-Fabric Patch – Just like your inner turmoil—subtle, but always there.
• Cozy 3-Panel Hood – Perfect for when you just need to disappear for a while.
• Runs Small – Because who wants their hoodie to be too big for their misery?

Product Details

• Material: 100% cotton face, 65% ring-spun cotton, 35% polyester.
• Fit: Runs small. Size up for that “I’m hiding from life” look.
• Features: Convenient front pouch pocket, self-fabric patch on the back, matching flat drawstrings.
• Ethically Produced: Made on demand to reduce overproduction—because even your hoodie can help reduce waste.

Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold – Because there’s no room for shrinkage in your emotional state.
• Hang dry – For that effortlessly “I’ve got it together, but really don’t” vibe.

The Sore Today Sad Tomorrow Hoodie

Your new go-to for pretending you’ve got it all figured out while still being comfortable enough to fall apart at any given moment. Grab one now, because let’s face it—you need it.